Hope For The Hopeless

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brans:

Gatsby? What Gatsby?

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Wow you’re a bitch. Thanks for actually acting like you cared for 2.5 seconds and then not even aknowledging my existence. Thanks for making me feel like I meant anything to you and then changing your mind when your boyfriend and you make up. Fuck. You.

coffeeeebreath:

snckpck:

JUST BECAUSE YOU MISS SOMEONE DOESNT MEAN YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO THEM. MOVE ON AND ORDER A LARGE PIZZA.

Helllooooooooooooooooooooo

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dicksoclock:

oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were putting everything away and he pulls a box of my tampons out of the bag and turns to me and says 

“where do these go?”

and there was kind of this awkward moment of silence before i went “…my vagina”

and then he kind of just fell over and nearly cried

and was like “WHICH CUPBOARD ASDGHJ”

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doonad:

i don’t want to go to school i don’t want to go to university i don’t want to have a career i don’t want anyone to expect anything of me ever ever ever i just want to sit in a cocoon of blankets all day every day sleeping and reading books because i don’t think i’m cut out for this whole ‘contributing member of society’ thing

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viewtoakel:

cleapow:

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.

I snorted.

I just died xD

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